The Flighty Broads & their Snarky Horseshit-ometer
(via giraffe-ecstasy)
And some days I don’t miss my family,
and some days I do.
And some days I think I’d feel better if I tried harder.
Most days I know it’s not true.
I can’t stop listening to this song lately, so you (the reader) should listen to it. Plus I highly recommend The Mountain Goats in general, ‘cause every now and again some deeply depressing acoustic narratives are what you need. If you can listen to a whole album of theirs and John Darnielle’s lyrics don’t just cut right to your fucking core at least once, you listened to it wrong.
“You don’t have to be a fantastic hero to do certain things… to compete. You can be just an ordinary chap, sufficiently motivated.”
An ironic hero of mine
Bat Fact: The Corn Row Bat can braid up to five human heads in a single evening.
(Source: mollysoda, via n0thinbutsunshine)
“ample source of revenue for the royal treasury.” - barron’s ap euro book
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“I’m not as good as she was.” —Dorothy Allison, Trash
damn
“Even though the pollen grain is hundreds of times bigger than a water molecule, because the pollen is being hit at any instant by many molecules, each moving in random directions, there is usually a force imbalance which makes it move a little.”
-50 Physics Ideas You Really Need To Know, Joanne Baker
:/
(Source: loveclaire)
Goodness I miss NatalieDee sometimes.
She didn’t go anywhere, but I definitely stopped checking her site.
edit: didn’t even realize this was the one she posted on my birthday.
Dunno if you guys have seen this, but some woman shook her baby to death because he was crying and interrupting her FARMVILLE GAME. Who kills someone over imaginary crops?
I guess they always said video games cause violence… Never would have guessed they meant Farmville.
Congratulations, Alexandra V. Tobias
You’ve just won yourself the coveted Terrible Mother of the Year award, Casey Anthony will present it; there’s a big ceremony sponsored by Toddlers in Tiaras.
